BEST, you've got to be the BEST.

( there's a fire within me, there's a fire within me. )

Second verse, same as the first! Ask me what Naruto thinks about your character and I'll try to answer.

Ps. this is gonna stay stickied so I don't have to make five million posts. So this is going to be like. The permanent post. SO WHENEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT AN UPDATE IN A RELATIONSHIP, JUST COMMENT 8D

I hate this city.

I'm staying on the ship for most of the time, if you need me.

Too much fucking bull has happened these past few days, anyways. Going into Melior isn't going to help me think any. Probably just make it worse. ... I'll probably be training. Anyone's free to join me.

Hey, kitchen? Can I get a big bowl of ramen for later?

(Strikes hackable.)

Oh, hey, guys! With all this fair stuff going on, it totally slipped my mind.

I left your belated Lunasa gifts outside your rooms.


'cause damn it all, they cost me a fortune, and I'm not gonna waste'em.


(The only supar obvious one is Vash and sum [really damn good] donuts, but for everybody else, he got whatever you think your character would like. 8|b /lazy Snow.)

I need everyone who volunteered to help me to report to the cargo bay in ten minutes. Lessons begin now!

Observers welcomed!


(Thread is now here~!)

All right, guys. Harry's already started gathering ideas, and has approved of one I've put forward. I'll need some volunteers, and before we get started, remember that this is for the Way, and this is for the captain. He's done a lot for us, so now it's our turn to do something for him.

Who's ready to get to work?

(NOTE TO PLAYERS: This is for the SEXY NO JUTSU HAREM idea. Hell, your character could even unknowingly sign up to help out with it. But be aware that it will be lulz and cracktacular, and you will start out naked ;D)

Whoever Al was talking to and worrying about: don't you worry, he's not going anywhere. We'll take care of him. It's what a crew does.


In the meantime, you be careful.


Tony, I borrowed a couple magnets.

Looks like they can't give us shit about the Seamstress' Guild anymore, guys.

Somebody sure got pissed! Looks like a lover's quarrel if you ask me!

The peace talks have made Krop-mop busier than ever, man.

I'm heading into town now, since everyone else seems to be leaving or are already gone. If anybody wants to come with, I wouldn't mind. So long as no one minds me practicing my pick-pocketing skills. Which are very, very rusty. This is why captain sends me to pilfer homes and not pockets.

Or finding that real good ramen stand. I wonder if it's still around from the last time I was here...


(Strikes gone.)

Hey, captain? Can I talk to you about something? It's sorta important, after all the spoons and whales and engines and stuff, 'course. I don't think he meant to end up a stowaway, so er...


Rikku, I know you by now. You probably already hacked this just after I posted it, right? I'm stopping by later to help out with the engine or get your junk for the camera, depending on what you want me to do. To make up for yelling at you.

[Air whipping in background, which means Naruto is running really fucking fast through the ship right now.]

I don't got time to worry about this, so I'm getting it out of the way now: I'm sorry about the spoons and the yelling and stuff, guys. I swear I'll never touch another spoon again.

But once the whale's outta here, the pranks start up again like usual! So let's get moving, no time to be wailing about dying!

VASH WHEREVER YOU ARE, STAY THERE. I'M LOOKING FOR YOU.

Fuck. Everyone keeps talking about the spoons, Haruhi. We need to get them back before Watanuki ends up maiming us me because someone finds out I was the one that took them.

So for your first Ninja Mission, I've decided we have to do a joint-effort attack on the kitchen.

Meaning you need to distract the hell out of Watanuki so I can get in there and put them back. As a kuinochi, a girl ninja, this will be easy for you! Because they gotta be good at deceiving people and stuff. If we ever get another girl ninja around I'll have them teach you how to use flowers as shuriken or something.

Let's just. Hurry before I become blood pudding.

(Vash can do hacking if he likes, Naruto sucks at locking shit. Like it'd stop him from hog tying him, anyways.)

Now, normally I'm not one for mutiny, considering our captain's pretty damn awesome.

Vash, though, is definitely a different matter.

To prevent the destruction of the ship and our deaths, who's with me when I say we tie him up and stick him in the brig with a box of donuts?

Hey, Haruhi!

Vash just gave me an awesome idea!

Wanna learn how to be a ninja?

Heck! Anybody wanna learn how to be a ninja? I'll make it something to do between plays!

Vash you aren't allowed because then you'd learn our secrets.

...

Please disregard the smoke coming from the kitchen. I just managed to set the food on fire again. Uhhh caaaaptaaaain?

We should probably get an actual cook here pretty soon. Or new books. I'm trying to learn new things, but these recipe books kind of suck ass.

Or else that fish was radioactive and when heated was meant to spontaneously combust and explode all over the kitchen walls. If I could scrape it off, it could probably be made into some decent chum if we wanted to try and lure a shark out.

I think I got some in my hair...